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Yeah, me either. It sucks balls. Like.. fuck, the BIGGEST most awful tasting balls you have ever sucked on. It's that bad.

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I guess it could be worse! For example, it's never affected my handsome face, just a tail and ears when it happens.. and it's temporary! So you're good, my homie-g. Just make sure you're naked or wearing loose fitting pants around the time of your moon, otherwise the tail coming in is kind of awkward. ★