'Kay, good. 'Cause I'd beat his ass if you ever did anything to hurt you, like.. lead you on or make you think a certain way, but then be too much of a wussy to actually admit that he's not into you in that kinda way. Glad everything is mutual, then.

_{[ Oh, what? What was this? America crosses his arms, seeming rather adamant about this. ]}

You get what I mean? Sorry to assume otherwise, it's just, you two have always been close and I'm right most of the time, so.. y'know. It's a valid assumption for me to make.

_{[ He chews on the inside of his cheek and this would make his situation with Italy even worse if he didn't clarify right then and there. He exhales out, but his lips curve upwards. ]}

That's fine. It's actually what I wanted to hear.
I was just making sure you weren't falling for my awesome charm-- romantically-- and not telling me. Hahaha, that would... kind of suck.

_{[ Hm. Sort of a strange statement. ]}