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alfred f. jones (america) ⬤ axis powers hetalia
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residential district ⬤ diurnal & nocturnal apartments
moonblessing ⬤ cordis

pops ur cherry :uwu:
so here's thirty-four year old wei wuxian, standing before the magazine section of a conbini - and that's all. he really just seems to be staring at something, an expression hard to name on his face. is it surprise? fear? excitement? perhaps a mix of all three?
at last, then, a couple of minutes later, he moves; not much, only his arm reaches for one of the magazines that for anyone looking, soon reveals itself to be a... R18 magazine.
it has a real person on the cover. ... well, they sure bear some animalistic features, considering this is lunatia and everyone seems to be a furry, but- it's a real person. in color. not a drawing. with their breasts all exposed like that...
is he shaking? maybe just a bit. if he is, wei wuxian doesn't even realize it himself. ah, but there he is, again, just standing there, holding the book. he isn't even flipping the pages! if only someone would snap him out of it. ]
sup bro
[ What Wei Wuxian doesn't realize is that he's been watched for awhile now, and America just invites himself up to the stranger with half eaten convenient store food in his hand. He hasn't even paid for it because it's very easy for him to get distracted in such a place.. he's nowhere near the check out line. ]
Is this the limited edition iss--? [ a soft gasp ] Oh my GOD, this one is so totally righteous, man. It's got boobs out the wazoo, you know. All jiggly and shit, wait, hang on.. there's a specific page you gotta see, hold on, dude—
[ America does snap him out of it by opening the magazine up, flipping through it for a specific page. Here, we see some busty fox looking girl in a thin bikini, fake breasts barely covered, enjoying what seems to be ice cream on the beach during a summer day. Let's just say it's very hot outside and the ice cream is melting all over her and her busty self. ]
See? Fuck yeaaaaaah, that's the shit right there. It looks like she's eating pistachio too. I fucking love pistachio, bro.
[ Before his new friend can get a word in, America looks at him, bright eyes shining. ]
You gonna get it, huh? I really can't decide, but I think I prefer it when chicks have a little bit covered. Kind of leaves room for imagination, y'know?
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one month later......
grips you.....
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pours holy water on this inbox post
[And coming across places like McDenny's, which baffled him. McDenny's? Like, McDonald's, but Denny's as well? Curiosity got the better of him and he wandered inside, and the visual of the place was... not even remotely anything he could have conjured for a McDonald's, a Denny's, or whatever a McDenny's was, but... Well, here he was.]
hello i'd like to file a complaint as to why gmail sent this to my TRASH already??
Hahaha, oh my god, dude, I'm so sorry about that. I had to do something in the kitchen.. I think my only host is taking a fiesta [ a siesta, America ] so you get me! I think.. uh, for all of this?
[ He picks up a menu and pops his lips together. ]
Uh, well. Besides the cooking part, unless you get fries. I did the fries. The fries are bomb A-F, man. Anyway. You cool with me being your sever and host?
maybe because WE'RE BOTH TRASH... just a thought
the trashiest trash that even gmail can't stand
same tbh
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he was probably thinking on it a little too hard, rocking back and forth on his heels with a hand to his cheek and looking up to the ceiling ]
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America? Are you okay?
[ always with the concern first and foremost, letting the door quietly shut behind himself ]
Are you sure you have time if you have plans? Did you need help with something?
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text; backdated to 07/08
why did this end up in my spam
yeah she's pretty cute
8/10.
gmail thought i was spamming you obvs
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(action) july event: rescue mission
It was the sound of the raid that managed to rouse the weakened nation from his current state. Golden eyes lazily looking out between bars, mouth barely opening to speak wordlessly when he caught the sight of a familiar blond figure approaching.
A part of him was relieved honestly, but there was still that tiniest bit of pride that managed to come out in such an honest state. Biting his bottom lip he looks away some, the colour of his cheeks either there from the indulgence of whine or pure embarrassment. It's difficult to say.
Instead he turns his gaze away, feeling like this is the exact position he hadn't wanted the other man to see him in. ]
... Please, move onto someone else...
[ He said the words, but honestly, if this opportunity is passed on who else was he going to rely on during this random bout of stubbornness? ]
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A handgun was in his hand by the time he gets to Italy and is peering at him through the bars when he weakly tells America to move onto someone else. ]
Italy! Bro! Why would I do something like that?
[ He starts, attempting to rattle the bar with his free hand. He had been using his gun for other purposes up, but he decides to put the safety on and strap it to his person. ]
Hang in there, dude! This worked with one of the other cages, I'll see if I can do it here.
[ He still has his super strength, right? So, he grips two of the bars and attempts to pry them apart to make an opening wide enough for them to slip through. It's kind of difficult, though. ]
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hello i died for a monTH??
it's okay, me too
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late september because it's not october yet
so here he is, running through the streets, ducking into alleys, with two Korokiels on his tail. he stumbles near a restaurant, falling and hitting the pavement. that is when the warriors advance on him]
L-Leave me alone! [pitiful] I don't have any Chroma! Promise! I also probably taste really bad!
[they're not going to eat you, Osomatsu]
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And so, the door to McDenny's swings open and he's in full vintage uniform, a shiny badge saying his human name and "General Manager." He's a bit gun happy with a 9mm Beretta at his waist. ]
Hey, bitch-asssssss! Nobody harasses my paying customers like that, dawg!
[ what. ]
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Assuming that you indeed were not suggesting "daddy" because of some sort of fixation.
There are people that do enjoy it, not simply as a playful thing to say to lighten the mood. The caretaker/dependent fantasy is a fairly common one.
Other than that I wouldn't really know much about it, though. It isn't my particular area of interest. But if you said it out of humor with someone unfamiliar, they may think you want to be treated a certain way.
In the boudoir.
A potentially awkward situation, to be sure.
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like u took the time to even type all that out
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Text | un: Star-Lord
If Alfred really is the country he claims to be, and Peter had no reason to believe otherwise, then today must be a special day for him. Peter really hopes he really got that right, otherwise, he spent the day making cookies for nothing. But ey, it's cookies, so who's going to say no to those? The problem is, he has no idea where Afred lives so he has no option but to ask the man himself. ]
Ey! Hello Alfred. Are you busy right now? I have a couple of things I want to show you.
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Anyway, he's a little surprised that Peter texts him. They just met, after all. ]
oh hey dude!!!
not really i'm just putting up the last of my decorations at my apartment lolll
whaddup
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text; un: mickeymouse (backdated to 07/04)
sorry i can't be there irl to give you a good surprise
hope the picture holds you over tho
[ and included is certainly a picture of jolyne wearing nothing but a pair of sparkly red white & blue star pasties and strategic pin-up girl posing to hide her vital region ]
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like i seriously don't understand
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text; un: ciao
i hope you're having a wonderful day so far
if you're not too busy i have a cake to bring over for you
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text; un: kingjj
u like cake
u should come over and get some birthday cake 🎂
it's chocolate fyi if that makes a difference
un: FUCKYEAH
another birthday cake for me????
man ur the absolute best 😘😘😘
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text; un: silverbullet; backdated to sometime during iris;
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who tf is this
lmao
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text; un: mickeymouse
he gets super fuckin' weird around iris like idek
he's done this with my dad before and it's like ???
anyway, it seems we hit a sore spot
idk if you'd be willing to indulge him with an in-person apology
we can do it outside a pizza place and have some dinner afterwards or some shit
motherfucker loves pizza but then again who doesn't???
i'd be scared of the person who doesn't like pizza like for serious
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i don't rly wanna apologize to him
butt i do love me some pizza
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text aug 6, evening
i kinda dropped the ball on that whole uh charity thing
but if ur free we can hang out sometime
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ohhhhhh hey man!!
u just couldn't resist clocking in some quality bro time with me huh?
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