herocomplex: ([food] and then i ate his dick)
AMERICA ★ Alfred F. Jones ([personal profile] herocomplex) wrote 2019-07-19 05:14 pm (UTC)

dude
er
dudette

i was totes gonna say
seduce that motherfucker
put some kickass lingerie on before he comes home
say
"welcome home"
but instead say it in a sultry tone
lounging on the couch with ur hand running up and down ur thigh

if something like that happened to me i'd bang that girl so hard lol

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