[ well— that easily has wei wuxian, at long last, take a good look at america. he's nothing like the people from his world, and definitely nothing like the people in nie huaisang's erotic books. and he wants to — in ancient china's terms — become a porn model? flaunt his body just like that? really?

wei wuxian would absolutely purchase that. ]

If you do, let me know. I'll support you and buy your stuff. Maybe even advertise it! [ god, this sounds like a mess. don't do it. ]

I didn't think porn would be so different in other places, though. Guess I'm buying this one, and maybe a couple more. — You said you have a collection, don't you? You should totally show it to me one day!

[ and so, it begins. ]