Hahahahaha, uhhhhhh, what? Dude, I have plenty of self control. No stupid tentacle lady kiss is gonna make me weak. I'm too cool for something like that! I'm the epitome of Chuck Norris!!

_{[ okay, but, said tentacle lady is making a move on him, For some reason? He can't justify shooting her.. like in a true American movie fashion. Instead, he's forced into a kiss with a muffled noise, America manages to squirm out of her grasp. ]}

H—Hey man, I'm serious, back off!

_{[ O H ... he's readying that gun now!! ]}