[There's a long silence except for a couple of noises where Austria is clearly about to say something, but the words don't form. Until finally]

...I'm flattered.

I--

We'd need to discuss any... harm, but -- planning things thoroughly, that is to say --

[god the awkward pauses are why he was better off texting, america!!!!! saying things out loud is

it's rubbish is what it is]

Not my face. All right? Or hands.

[his needs are few, okay]

...I'm not intimately familiar with your modern folklore but ... the clothing is a very particular style, isn't it?

...I don't really like the smell of latex.

[what the fuck version were you watching austria]