Hahaha what the fuck! Batman is a superhero! In all black! Or maybe blue.. I guess it depends if you want Adam West Batman or Christian Bale Batman fucking you or not..

Oh, but I can gag you if you like stuff like that! I also know how to choke people out!

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I mean, it’s whatever you want as long as I get to pretend! You just tell me what you want!