[ What Wei Wuxian doesn't realize is that he's been watched for awhile now, and America just invites himself up to the stranger with half eaten convenient store food in his hand. He hasn't even paid for it because it's very easy for him to get distracted in such a place.. he's nowhere near the check out line. ]
Is this the limited edition iss--? [ a soft gasp ] Oh my GOD, this one is so totally righteous, man. It's got boobs out the wazoo, you know. All jiggly and shit, wait, hang on.. there's a specific page you gotta see, hold on, dude—
[ America does snap him out of it by opening the magazine up, flipping through it for a specific page. Here, we see some busty fox looking girl in a thin bikini, fake breasts barely covered, enjoying what seems to be ice cream on the beach during a summer day. Let's just say it's very hot outside and the ice cream is melting all over her and her busty self. ]
See? Fuck yeaaaaaah, that's the shit right there. It looks like she's eating pistachio too. I fucking love pistachio, bro.
[ Before his new friend can get a word in, America looks at him, bright eyes shining. ]
You gonna get it, huh? I really can't decide, but I think I prefer it when chicks have a little bit covered. Kind of leaves room for imagination, y'know?
sup bro
[ What Wei Wuxian doesn't realize is that he's been watched for awhile now, and America just invites himself up to the stranger with half eaten convenient store food in his hand. He hasn't even paid for it because it's very easy for him to get distracted in such a place.. he's nowhere near the check out line. ]
Is this the limited edition iss--? [ a soft gasp ] Oh my GOD, this one is so totally righteous, man. It's got boobs out the wazoo, you know. All jiggly and shit, wait, hang on.. there's a specific page you gotta see, hold on, dude—
[ America does snap him out of it by opening the magazine up, flipping through it for a specific page. Here, we see some busty fox looking girl in a thin bikini, fake breasts barely covered, enjoying what seems to be ice cream on the beach during a summer day. Let's just say it's very hot outside and the ice cream is melting all over her and her busty self. ]
See? Fuck yeaaaaaah, that's the shit right there. It looks like she's eating pistachio too. I fucking love pistachio, bro.
[ Before his new friend can get a word in, America looks at him, bright eyes shining. ]
You gonna get it, huh? I really can't decide, but I think I prefer it when chicks have a little bit covered. Kind of leaves room for imagination, y'know?