[there are a few reasons... Osomatsu's trying not to think too hard about those reasons, though. he's sad, he's lonely, and America thinks he's cute and wants to make-out with him. that's great, right?
on the other hand, both times that Osomatsu's made-out with someone, it's ended up weird for him. he kissed Gintoki, then he slept with Mayuzumi. and now it's awkward for everyone.
after a moment, he sighs. he's just not in the right headspace for this!]
I'm flattered. Really. But I dunno that I'd be a good partner for you.
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on the other hand, both times that Osomatsu's made-out with someone, it's ended up weird for him. he kissed Gintoki, then he slept with Mayuzumi. and now it's awkward for everyone.
after a moment, he sighs. he's just not in the right headspace for this!]
I'm flattered. Really. But I dunno that I'd be a good partner for you.