it is Very Rare for wei wuxian to be rendered speechless, but this entire situation is just — not something he's entirely used to. sharing porn with friends? sure. reading porn together?? why not. but the magazine is more than he'd ever expect to see, and he hadn't at all thought a random stranger would approach him about it and be just as enthusiastic about it. give him a couple minutes while he shoots grey eyes between the magazine and this random man. what in the world?? ]
— What? Oh. Me? [ yes, you, you idiot. say something! ] Hahah, well, I wasn't really thinking of buying it... More like, I wasn't sure. I have never seen something like this. I had a friend who collected these kind of magazines, but they were just drawings. These are a lot more realistic.
[ he doesn't know the concept of photography yet, bear with him. the cultivator is also unsure whether he even wants to, or can, look at the page this new friend (?) of his was so excited about. it is good, and definitely more wei wuxian has ever seen. he's a thirty-five years old virgin, for god's sake. ]
Yeah, that's the kind of erotic art I'm used to. This is a lot. Oh, but it's pretty good. Don't tell me you have a collection of erotic art too.
[ that'd be such a funny coincidence. please say yes. ]
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it is Very Rare for wei wuxian to be rendered speechless, but this entire situation is just — not something he's entirely used to. sharing porn with friends? sure. reading porn together?? why not. but the magazine is more than he'd ever expect to see, and he hadn't at all thought a random stranger would approach him about it and be just as enthusiastic about it. give him a couple minutes while he shoots grey eyes between the magazine and this random man. what in the world?? ]
— What? Oh. Me? [ yes, you, you idiot. say something! ] Hahah, well, I wasn't really thinking of buying it... More like, I wasn't sure. I have never seen something like this. I had a friend who collected these kind of magazines, but they were just drawings. These are a lot more realistic.
[ he doesn't know the concept of photography yet, bear with him. the cultivator is also unsure whether he even wants to, or can, look at the page this new friend (?) of his was so excited about. it is good, and definitely more wei wuxian has ever seen. he's a thirty-five years old virgin, for god's sake. ]
Yeah, that's the kind of erotic art I'm used to. This is a lot. Oh, but it's pretty good. Don't tell me you have a collection of erotic art too.
[ that'd be such a funny coincidence. please say yes. ]