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text; un: mickeymouse (backdated to 07/04)

[getstoned]

hey there boss, happy birthday
sorry i can't be there irl to give you a good surprise
hope the picture holds you over tho

[ and included is certainly a picture of jolyne wearing nothing but a pair of sparkly red white & blue star pasties and strategic pin-up girl posing to hide her vital region ]

1/2

[herocomplex]

_{[ did he seriously get some tiddies for his birthday damn what.. ]}

[herocomplex]

dude why tf are you so hot
like i seriously don't understand

[getstoned]

must be because like true american fashion i'm a little bit of everything

like i totally know i promised to help you out in a physical way for your birthday
but a totally sanguis thing popped up so i simply can't get away

on that same note, if you ever wanna talk business i'm usually all tied up during iris and the 3 moons to physically meet but we could totally hash stuff out via txt an shit

[herocomplex]

i wanna b that busy one day...
like damn

anyway this is
very cute and nice
thank you

_{[ Fap material? Oh yes. ]}

[getstoned]

lmao i just happen to hang out with a very needy iris that gets bootyblasted if i try to leave or some shit

as for the sanguis thing this time around, that was new
a friend of mine just started getting into the spirit and well he is a dog so i'm sure you know how that goes

wow, that's kind of an unexpected reaction tho
maybe i'll send you some more sometime

[herocomplex]

wow that must suck
glad i don't have to deal with anyone like that
who is it so i can avoid them???

lol feel free to!! i'm always happy to receive free nudes hahaha

[getstoned]

now where's the fun in that??
besides, you probably don't need to worry about him
he's picky as fuck

you should send me some too, js
if you do, next time i could pull out the ass-less chaps and cowboy boots

[herocomplex]

yeah like
why be picky af when u can just have fun and fuck whoever
why do ppl wanna be miserable idek

ohh whoa seriously
u want sum???

lol i have sum chaps and cowboy boots

[getstoned]

what can i say?
he's an englishman from the 19th century, i figure that's just how they be

of course big boy, show me whatchu got

oh yeah? bet you look mighty cute in 'em

[herocomplex]

i mean if u give me a sex
lol
sec**

i can show u them AND give u something nude-y
h/o

[herocomplex]

btw englishmen are gross and id never fuck 1

[getstoned]

i'm here bro, ain't goin' nowhere

haha i see you really do embody the american spirit
idk he's pretty hot regardless
and he's a jockey so he really knows how to ride ya know??

[herocomplex]

no thx
probably tastes like scones and asshole

[getstoned]

holy shit you're slaying me lmaoo

[herocomplex]

omfg
don't diiieeeee
ur so cute

[getstoned]

omggg i'm trying
but now i can't stop thinking about it

[herocomplex]

look i obviously have some repressed beef when it comes to english things... don't make me dump tea in the harbor cuz u know i will if u say the wrong thing

well maybe not a harbor
maybe just flush some down the toilet

anyway

_{[ Ding! Jolyne gets a text of him in nothing but those chaps and a cowboy hat. He's taking a selfie, but there's a mirror behind him so he's getting his ass in the shot. He's usually shy about his back end, but something about playing dress up makes it easier. ]}

[getstoned]

yeehaw big boy, looking mighty fine there

And I could get that, it’s part of history and all right??
I’ll be sure to make sure you don’t think about that stuff during our slumber party 😘

[herocomplex]

lol thanks
do u want some more

_{[ always down to spam weird cowboy lewds, it's fine. ]}

oh nah it's ok
i have better things to think about besides dumb bRiTisH eMpIrE shit

like
tits

[getstoned]

I’m always ready for more

Also tits are always way better to think about

[herocomplex]

honestly i'd think of anything else before anything having to do with england butt i guess my brain just defaults to tits

yeah h/o i gotta spice it up a bit

[getstoned]

it's cool, i understand because tits are pretty amazing

i'll wait for however long it takes, in the meanwhile i'll send you something for humoring me

[ after the text she's sending another selfie while wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots, chaps, a cowboy hat and tassels as she points a water gun to the camera. ]

[herocomplex]

_{[ Wow. She's just really trying to turn him on, isn't she? That's alright, though, cause the next shot he gives her is him lounging on his bed with one of legs up. If she wants to take a look at his lower regions, well. He's at half attention thanks to her and he doesn't mind showing it. ]}

NICE nice
do u always send ppl nudes on their bday or am i just something special???

[getstoned]

[ a very bold presentation! she's impressed really, he's having fun with this and that's the most important thing ]

not on the regular
but since i can't be there personally to give you a birthday surprise this will have to do for now