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[herocomplex]

I mean, if you're talking about my porn collection _{[ why did he say that loud ]} then yeah, I've totes got a heap of them— and they're all still so clean too. I know how to clean up after myself.

_{[ America sounds.. so proud when he says that, but then he gestures back at the magazine. ]}

It's not art, brah! Well, I mean, I guess it's artistic in a way, but they're photographs. You know.. ♪ Look at this photograph ♪ .. Hahaha! See? It's an actual person.. some actual boobies.

one month later......

[necrowed]

[ stop trying to flex how big your dick is by talking about your porn collection, america.

but wei wuxian is pleasantly surprised by this turn of events; this guy is nothing lie nie huaisang, said friend of his who had quite an interesting collection of erotic magazines, but personality means little between men who share the same hobby.

if jacking off to porn could even be called a hobby? ]

A photograph? [ he doesn't know what the fuck that is, let alone nickelback. your meme failed, america. ] It's my first time seeing it, but that's amazing. I'm surprised these women are all so exposed, though. What about their dignity and honor? I thought a woman's body was related to that.

[ ancient chinese porn had women mostly covered up, after all. this is a whole new world. ]

grips you.....

[herocomplex]

I mean.. no, it's never been related to that. At least where I'm from.

_{[ He's awful. ]}

I guess.. if you've got it, you should flaunt it! And they probably needed to make some good money, and it's easy to get into this kind of market when you're really hot.

It's a career that's crossed my mind, actually.

_{[ He would be an awful porn star. ]}

[necrowed]

[ well— that easily has wei wuxian, at long last, take a good look at america. he's nothing like the people from his world, and definitely nothing like the people in nie huaisang's erotic books. and he wants to — in ancient china's terms — become a porn model? flaunt his body just like that? really?

wei wuxian would absolutely purchase that. ]

If you do, let me know. I'll support you and buy your stuff. Maybe even advertise it! [ god, this sounds like a mess. don't do it. ]

I didn't think porn would be so different in other places, though. Guess I'm buying this one, and maybe a couple more. — You said you have a collection, don't you? You should totally show it to me one day!

[ and so, it begins. ]

[herocomplex]

Hahahaha, nice!! I'll autograph it for you, fo'sho.

_{[ America wouldn't admit it to a near stranger, but he's a little self conscious of his physique. Let's just say he wishes he was a lot more muscular and firmer. ]}

Yep, sure do! It's a little weird here, but I guess I'm into it. Like.. people with animal parts.. or.. whatever.

_{[ why is he admitting his kinks so casually... ]}

You could come over tonight if you wanna! I have a sick A-F entertainment center if you like videogames too.

[necrowed]

It is a little unusual, but I think it's easy to get used to it. As long as it isn't a full-body thing, then it could be interesting.

[ wei wuxian: not into furries. but he couldn't help and think about a certain gusu cultivator sporting rabbit ears — he can see the absolute power he'd have, even if he's too handsome to have something so cute attached to him. anyways! ]

I'm not really sure what 'videogames' are, but sure. Do you invite strangers to your house often?

[ just a little tease! he knows he's (mostly) harmless. ]

[herocomplex]

Wow, are you just like.. dumb or something?

_{[ America, no. ]}

Videogames are like.. one of the best things ever invented!! And yeah, I sure do, but people usually say no all the time! I still don't know why!

_{[ He has a hard time making friends, okay. ]}

I totes gotta show you the videogames though, brah. It'll change your life!!

[necrowed]

[ EXCUSE YOU? AMERICA THAT'S RUDE? ]

What? No, I'm not. We don't have video-games in my world! You can't blame me for that.

[ ancient china was a long time ago ok! ]

They say no? [ red flag, anyone? ] Maybe you just don't treat your guests well. Or they aren't too interested in what you have to offer. Well, whichever it is, I don't mind visiting your place for the game and the erotica.

[herocomplex]

Well. Your world needs to get with the program, man, and I'll show you why!

_{[ Then, he accepts the invitation over, and America pipes up, taking his new companion by the wrist. ]}

Haha! Okay, come on, then!

_{[ He'll at least drag Wei Wuxian out of the store, but release him once they're a good distance away and take him to his apartment. ]}

Man, I don't know what to show you first, videogames or porn!