AMERICA ★ Alfred F. Jones (
herocomplex) wrote2019-03-18 07:38 pm
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[And coming across places like McDenny's, which baffled him. McDenny's? Like, McDonald's, but Denny's as well? Curiosity got the better of him and he wandered inside, and the visual of the place was... not even remotely anything he could have conjured for a McDonald's, a Denny's, or whatever a McDenny's was, but... Well, here he was.]
hello i'd like to file a complaint as to why gmail sent this to my TRASH already??
Hahaha, oh my god, dude, I'm so sorry about that. I had to do something in the kitchen.. I think my only host is taking a fiesta [ a siesta, America ] so you get me! I think.. uh, for all of this?
[ He picks up a menu and pops his lips together. ]
Uh, well. Besides the cooking part, unless you get fries. I did the fries. The fries are bomb A-F, man. Anyway. You cool with me being your sever and host?
maybe because WE'RE BOTH TRASH... just a thought
[Fiesta? Also "dude" doesn't seem like the first turn of phrase he'd use-- but maybe this guy just talked that way. There's also a lot of words coming out of his mouth all at once, and while Tenya is used to that with Midoriya Izuku as a best friend, it still startles him from someone who looks to be at least somewhat older than them.]
[He stands very still and quiet for a few seconds after America's done, mostly to make sure he's done.]
Um-- yes, that's fine, but are you all right? It seems like it would be difficult to do so many tasks all at once.
the trashiest trash that even gmail can't stand
Huh? Yeah.. I guess I didn't think of that.
[ A pause before he brightens, smiling cheerfully once more. ]
Hahahaha! I'm a hero, though, so I can really do anything! You can count on me, square-dude! Go ahead and pick out any place you wanna sit and tell me what you want to drink and I'll be right over, got it?
same tbh
Um-- orange juice, if you have it, and is over here okay?
[He gestures to a nearby table-- table, specifically, because he always caught his engines on booth seats so he didn't really like them.]
1/2
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Okay, maybe not that! But man, I love a good kid who wants his O-to-the-J. It's an underappreciated juice in my opinion, dude. Why the hell drink apples, when you can drink oranges, that are the same name as their color? Haha, wow. I just don't get it.
[ Sorry, Iida. He's been drinking coffee and cola combined in one cup for awhile now. ]
Anyway, yeah, I'll just--
[ A pause. ]
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Uh. Hey, I don't know if you realized, but you have car parts in your legs.
[ He's going to remain calm for like 3 seconds. ]
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[Ah, yes. This he was used to, even at home.]
[He chuckles, clearing his throat.]
Not exactly, but I had definitely realized. I've had them since I was a toddler.
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[ SLAMS HIS HANDS ON THE TABLE. He's way too excited about this. ]
Oh my god! Was your mom a Porsche or something!? That is BALLER A-F!! Let me guess! It makes you go really, really, fast!!
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[His eyebrows just climb for space, and he nudges his glasses up on his nose, chuckling to overall ignore that question. He had to be being facetious. Right?]
I haven't measured my top speed in some time, but "really, really fast" is likely accurate, yes.
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[ He's getting really distracted by Tenya's awesome speedy legs that he's nearly forgets to get the poor boy his juice. ]
Oh, right, hang on, lemme get your drink, okay?
[ He zips off, again with his playful little jog and comes back with the orange juice. This time, he invites himself to sit down cross from the other male. ]
Can I... see you go really fast?
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Oh-- sure, yes. [He'd almost forgotten, himself. He sits, and brightens when America sits across from him. For one, that meant he was taking a moment to actually sit, and the poor guy looked overcaffeinated and probably needed to take a rest, and for two, it meant conversation. Sue him, he likes talking to people.]
Certainly not inside your restaurant, but sometime when you aren't working, absolutely. [He'll even piggyback you while going really fast if you want.]
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Hmmm. Yeah, okay, that's valid, but it shouldn't be a problem to run around really fast in here. You know. If you had to. You know. If you were required to. You know, if it were really busy and you were a server here and had to help many people at once. It wouldn't be an issue. Hypothetically. Absolutely.
Anyway.
[ America folds his hands together on the table and gives Tenya his absolute "interview mode" posture, another warm smile on his face. ]
I mean, you agree that providing prompt service to a customer would make them happier, right?
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[He blinks slowly, the statement "If you were required to" catching him off-guard. Was he being threatened? Of course then America continues, and the brief tension to Tenya's shoulders eases as he realizes he's just profiling him for a waitstaff position.]
[Wait, what?]
[He mirrors the motion of folding his hands together, though he folds them around the base of the glass of orange juice he's been provided with, slowly raising the straw to his lips and keeping perplexed eye contact as he takes a drink. He sets the glass back down before he answers.]
I'm sorry, am I being interviewed?
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[ ... ]
Haha, okay, you are, but just a little!
[ A lot. ]
I don't know. You just seem like a really good worker and cool guy. I could use someone like that around here!
[ Shut up, America. You're just interested in his productivity with those engine legs. ]
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...Well it certainly does look like you could use some extra hands around here-- admittedly I wasn't prepared for a job interview when I walked in. I've never really had a formal job as of yet, I'm a student, but my work ethic in class is very good.
[Now he's trying to figure out how to ace an interview he never even signed up for. Engine legs included.]
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[ The tone of his voice sounds joking, but he's half serious too. ]
So don't worry about work experience! Just do what I tell you to do and it'll be just great! That way you can get some money without being all love-dovey on people. No offense, but I can already tell you're not exactly DTF.. or.. DTC..?? Down to.. cuddle? Whatever floats your boat, hahaha!